lord of the internet

Ok, so my name is Alyssa. I’m 18 and I’m writing this on the bus on the way home from gayni. Live in Australia, so that makes me totally irrelevant. I am doing a bachelor of maths and finance. Do not do accounting. Accounting will ruin your life.

My friends are ghey as. The go by the names of Grace and Sarah and are fucking losers. Like, don’t even click those links. You’ll only be disappointed.

Things I generally like are,

Those two friends

Football (playin and watchin dat shit)

Barcelona FC and Borussia Dortmund

And by ‘generally like’, I mean generally obsess over.

My favourite players are Iniesta and Messi, but I am also a slave to the Sexandowski, and you cannot talk about Mawco Weus to me or I will totally freak.

My epl team is Liverpool, but u cannot deny I want to have sex with Chelsea. I also like Tottenham. Problema?

Music

The love of my life goes by the name of Ben Howard

I’ve actually seen a shite load of my favourite things live

John Mayer :’) my first real concert

Enrique

Kings of Leon !!!

The Killers

RHCP

Childish Gambino

Bruce ‘The Boss’ Springsteen

Paul Simon

“SAY A FEW WORDS”
“Say a few words, ok, Let’s hope that we.. continue to live.”

BEN FUCKING HOWARD JUST THE OTHER DAY THIS MIGHT NOT BE TRUE ANYWAYS SEEING AS IT IS VERY SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR TO A LOT OF DREAMS I HAVE HAD

Ohhh and Barcelona FC at Camp Nou this one time in Spain

I’m the luckiest little shit alive.

But still so greedy. I want to see it all. Frothin on the general concept of travel. Right now, I’m going through a phase where I want to see green stuff. Like hills, and mountains and woods, and fog and that really crispy, cold, early morning mist. Or snot. I want to travel everywhere, but I mostly want to live in Europe. Preferably with Lewandowski.

Movies

Obsessed with LOTR

Greatest thing to ever happen in the world. If I had to choose a world without Lord of the Rings or a Lord without world of the rings I actually just wrote that absent mindedly and have decided to keep it as it is fucking hilarious, no but if I had to choose between no LOTR or no Ben Howard. I’d choose LOTR. I’m sorry. Or between no LOTR and no Robert Lewandowski WHY AM I EVEN WRITING THIS ITS HURTING ME TO THINK ABOUT. But LOTR every time. Tolkien is a fucking legend. As is Peter Jackson. Ugh.

Other delicious movies are The Departed, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, I dunno man, I could go on for a while.

Other delicious books are Catch-22, Brave New World, Da World According to Garp (although don’t fucking read it, its so boring in some areas), One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Actually file that under movies also. Jack Nicholson mhm WAIT A MINIT… harry potter. oh my god. Harry fucking Potter. fuck that.

Other delicious TV spectacles are Misfits, The Inbetweeners, Community, House, Sherlock…and other things

My achievements include:

acquiring a taste for green tea and/or beer

I really love trains. I don’t mind the gentle aroma of marijuana that wafts up from the bathrooms between cabins, or the fact that those bathrooms sometimes open automatically when you’re still on the toilet… because I think I just like the idea that everyone is going somewhere. And even when I know I’m getting off at Dapto, its just like, well… if I really wanted to I COULD just go all the way to Martin Place. And that is the dream, really. Martin Place.

I am a horrible driver. As pointed out once by my childhood crush, I cannot actually drive straight.

But at least I have a scholarship. Yeah. Who’s laughing now.

I has a puppy.

Who is actually a dog.

I like architecture, or, like, buildings and shit, and have dis blog
http://tocreatearchangels.tumblr.com

I’d like to say I made that name up when I was 13 or something, but we can all just check when I made the blog.

I also have a freaky football fan blog, but it is only for freaky football fans and you must provide extensive proof of identity before you can receive THAT url. Because you might be Ben, creepin’.

Also… food. Food is good.

http://eatupmypretty.tumblr.com

Slightly prouder of that url.

Also I think policemen are hot.

And policewomen.

ESPECIALLY when they’re smashing innocent youths’ skulls into the cement.

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