Apparently there is no perfect man
moffnat: googlehomo: I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
imlostinamoment: Friends don’t let friends vote for Tony Abbott.
sunlight-dripping replied to your photo: omg my dashboard is now in german when did this… are your titttttttties.. are your titttttttties.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, ah someone i know has tumblr famous titties, so that would explain that. they just came up on my dash. meet pissboy.
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level. andy griffiths “the last jaffa”
yanderewhy: greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN...
graffeti: revision is going really great at the moment
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
i have so much due but ive been on tumblr all day